The TFATB Guide to Crushing Your Summer Internship
It’s officially intern season (TFATB is always hiring, no pay/benefits), so I think it’s time I drop some wisdom onContinue Reading
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The Gentrification of Hot Dogs Has Begun
With tomorrow being the first day of summer, hot dogs are officially back in season. The time of year whenContinue Reading
12 year old hero calls police on parents for making salad for dinner
A 12-year-old boy from Halifax, Nova Scotia, was so unhappy when his parents served him up a leafy dinner lastContinue Reading
I am all in on SpaceForce
President Trump on Monday announced that he was directing the creation of a “Space Force” as a sixth service, addingContinue Reading
What teenage phase should I go through this summer?
It’s almost officially summer, so naturally, it’s time for me to pick a teenage phase to go through. You knowContinue Reading
I have the worst sunburn in the history of skin
I have a big phat sunburn, and it hurts a lot. I made the mistake of going out in theContinue Reading
The battle between Mitch’s mom and I rages on
Drake vs. Pusha T, Trump vs. Kim, me vs. Mitch Martinez’s mom. What a week for beefs. After I postedContinue Reading
I am at war with Mitch Martinez’s mom
So I recently wrote a piece about a kid I went to high school went who got arrested for childContinue Reading
Cute Summer Date Ideas
Summer is all about adventures. Whether it’s late night car rides, bonfires, beach trips, or ruining my parents marriage, you’reContinue Reading
I have been poisoned
I’m still not sure which hater (of which I have many) is responsible for this, but I have food poisoning.Continue Reading