RIP Quizlet
So Quizlet is dead. Disappearing in the same mysterious manner in which it appeared in our lives, as it joinsContinue Reading
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Breaking: National Geographic Joins the Four Loko Fast Life
Dear all the haters who looked down on me for consistently drinking Four Lokos despite not being 15 years old.Continue Reading
Is This the Richest Man in the World?
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Please Consider Donating to My Facebook Birthday Fundraiser
So as you probably know by now, today is my birthday. Crazy to think that 23 years ago today myContinue Reading
“Summer Penis” is a Thing and I Definitely Don’t Have it
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I’m exclusively wearing a bathing suit all summer and no one can stop me
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Whoops: Iowa lineman arrested after getting in Uber which was actually a cop car
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