Would You Rather Ep. 1

Every college class that I have attended always starts with some type of ice-breakers; fun questions to get to know your classmates before you realize the professor doesn’t take attendance and you never see any of them again. I have always secretly enjoyed “would you rather” questions, but always felt that I held back a bit when answering in class. Because of this, I have created my own personal safe space to answer life biggest “would you rather” questions. Lets dive in.

Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?

You have to be an absolute asshole if you care about being famous after you die. Lots of people talk about they’re legacy and I have never understood why. I do not care about anything after I die. Do whatever you want with my body. Legacies are stupid, and so are you. Easy answer: Famous when I’m alive

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

This one is a bit tougher. On one hand, I have always wanted to live life on the run. It comes naturally with my bad boy mentality but it sounds so fun. Shooting first, asking questions later, making deals in back alleys, never knowing who to trust, sounds wild.

On the other hand, I honestly would not mind going to jail. I’m great at guy talk and spend way too much money on food. I also would not hesitate to be someone’s bitch. That’s not being gay that’s being a businessman. If you don’t think being someone’s bitch is worth the protection they give you from other prisoners you are small minded and would not last a day. I play to my advantages. Answer: 4 years in jail. See you on the outside. 

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

Smedium life. No explanation needed. Answer: One size too small.

 Would you rather live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person?

I would thrive in the homeless community. Just imagine your local homeless man but more business savvy. I already basically live like a homeless person, so the transition would be easy. My only challenge is that I struggle with arts and crafts so my homeless person sign would not be at the level that I would like it to be. Answer: Homeless Person

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

I will go with option C. “True love in a suitcase”. Mail order bride, ever heard of it?

More to come…

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