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My take on the Syria bombings

If you watch the news, you know that the United States just dropped heat in Syria. Completely ruined their weekend. No Sunday funday for them this week. The U.S. did this in response to the Dictator of Syria gassing his own people, which has been universally agreed upon is too far. Huge dick move. It’s all fun and games until you gas your own country. Obviously people should form their own opinions on the situation (most will be wrong), and I’m not here to preach. That being said, I do have one opinion that I would like to express: If we go to World War 3, I pray, in the best interest of the United States, that I do not get drafted.

This isn’t meant to make me sound like un-American, or a draft dodger. If I were to get drafted I would go. Freedom isn’t free, Uncle Sam’s the goat, don’t tread on me (I still don’t know what tread means). That being said, I do believe that it would be a terrible tactical move for the United States armed forces to draft me. I would be an awful soldier.

I don’t take anything seriously. Most of the things that I do on a day to day basis are done ironically. I would not take fighting a war seriously. I’d give away our position because the enemy could easily see my Hawaiian shirt. I’d tweet out our secret mission. I’d leave a trail of four lokos everywhere we go. Be too busy trying to get wifi so I can blog. Fuck around on the radios. Call in airstrikes as a joke. Build sand castles. I just don’t give a fuck. Yea, it affects me on a day to day basis, but just me personally. You mix my ability to not care with other people’s safety, that’s a recipe for disaster.

I also hate loud noises.

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