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Kiddie Porn is infiltrating Facebook, proving pedophiles are more internet savvy than we thought

The New York Post put out a feel good Friday article today about how Facebook has a growing kiddie porn problem. Excerpt below:

Child porn is cropping up on Facebook again.

For the second time in the past month, Mark Zuckerberg’s social network is scrambling to remove filthy posts ridden with child pornography — as well as posts promoting ISIS — after media reports flagged them.

What’s up with pedophiles being so internet savvy? These creeps are out Zuckerberging Zuckerberg, but with pictures of little kids. I don’t blame Zuck though. There’s no way that Mark could plan for pedophiles when he created Facebook. He should have though. I picture Mark building Facebook in his dorm room, contemplating installing anti-kiddie porn software, then being like “why the fuck would I need that?” That’s just something you don’t know at young age. That’s something you only learn from being in the industry. From being on the front line.

Everyone knows that pedophiles will find they’re way into anything; arcades, playgrounds, children, and now the internet. I guess they don’t teach you that at Harvard. Sad.  Also, say what you want about pedophiles, but they are some innovative bastards. They’re ahead of the curve. They hustle. Hustle Hard.

This brings me to my solution to the problem: Facebook needs to hire a pedophile to stop this. A pedophile Consultant. They need a mole. Think The Departed, but Leo is likes little kids.  The only person who can stop a pedophile is another pedophile. You have to beat them at their own game. Get inside their head. Blitzkrieg them.

But no one listens to me. No one will take my advice, and the world will continue to live in fear. The battle continues. The fight continues.

6 comments on “Kiddie Porn is infiltrating Facebook, proving pedophiles are more internet savvy than we thought

  1. Weymouth John

    Good idea Tim

    • Cockmonster69

      Agreed. I’d love to see more pedophiles in the workplace

  2. Jerry Sandusky

    I don’t get what the big deal is

  3. Katharine Ford

    This is the biggest load of BS. For one thing, Facebook’s tolerance of kiddie porn is part of a larger agenda, as is it’s tolerance of anti Christian and pro Islamic terrorism rants, and it’s censorship of news on the right. Secondly, Zuckerberg did not “create” Facebook. It was invented by the CIA with the help of Marcus Wolfe, former head of the east German Stazi, and than given to Zuckerberg, for him to head up.

  4. cockmonster69

    What do you think about snapchat?

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