As my media empire/unicorn company/T-shirt sweatshop continues to grow exponentially, I have started to ponder the thought of putting more ads on my site. As of now, I just have a Google plug-in that runs ads for me, and I get a check at the end of every month and go about my life, making money while I sleep. I recently thought about going a step further and selling ad space to businesses myself and make more money, then I realized I have a Spanish final tomorrow and I also sort of have no clue how to sell ad space on a website. My intro to marketing class I took three years ago didn’t cover anything about monetizing your website where you write about all the things in your head that most people keep to themselves. So I’m sort of on my own with this one.
Nonetheless, I have thought of an even better plan. Instead of selling ad space to businesses, I will start selling ad space to my readers. Yes, you read that right. I am giving people the chance to buy an ad on my site and put literally whatever you want on it. For $5 dollars a week, I’ll let you put an ad on my site about absolutely anything. Anything. As long as its not racist or something that can get me sued, I don’t care. Buy a space to make fun of other people, or me. Advertise your Ponzie Scheme. Do absolutely anything you want. It doesn’t even have to be an ad. Put up a picture of Jerry Sandusky. I don’t care.
If you want to get in on the action, all you have to do is email me at Tim@ThoughtsFromATwinBed.com and we’ll make it happen. I’m not saying this is the opportunity of a lifetime, but it also might be. Get whatever you want to say out to millions (several thousand) of readers. I’m literally so impressed with myself that I thought of this. That’s how you know its a good idea. Everyday I wake up and continue to outdo myself. It never gets old. What a life. A young Don Draper out here pushing ads.
So yea, email me for the opportunity to put whatever you want on my site. $5 a week. That’s less than 2 four lokos. It would be irresponsible not to. Buy buy buy!!!