Man arrested after urinating on family at Metallica concert

GLENDALE, AZ – A man was arrested at a Metallica concert in Glendale after it’s believed he urinated on a family, including peeing on a 10-year-old girl.

According to court paperwork, a family was at the University of Phoenix on Friday, August 4 attending the Metallica concert when they “felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs.”

A man, his wife, and their 10-year-old daughter were seated in front of 44-year-old Daniel Daddio.

The man turned around and saw Daddio behind him holding onto his genitals. He confronted Daddio asking why he had peed on his daughter, and he said Daddio’s response was to shrug.

Don’t want you and family to get peed on? Don’t go to a Metallica concert. Simple as that. When you buy tickets to a Metallica concert, there are some certain rights that you sign away. Getting peed on is honestly the best case scenario if you take your family to a Metallica concert. Who takes their 10 year old daughter to this concert in the first place? “Hey honey, want to listen to music you don’t like and have a headache for a week? Perfect, I got the whole family Metallica tickets.” Bringing your daughter there is a recipe for disaster. Talk about growing up too fast.

I put zero blame on the urinator, who naturally, is name Daniel Daddio. Daniel Daddio is the perfect name for someone who pees on people. It sort of just comes with the territory. There’s also no way that this is his first offense, either. It’s just his first time getting caught. What makes the story for me, is his reaction to getting called out. Nothing like peeing on people, having them look back at you in dismay, and your only reaction is a ’92 Finals Jordan Shrug. Can’t hate greatness. Big time players make big time shots. People don’t boo nobodies.

Being pissed on might be the worst thing ever, not that I know what it feels like. The worst part of being pissed on at a concert is that you know the whole family had to sit in parking lot traffic after the concert in a puddle of another man’s pee. Like you know those awkward family car rides where your dad’s in a bad mood so no one talks the entire ride? This is that times a billion. As the father of the family, you might have to run away. A stranger just marked his territory on your wife and child. He’s the captain now. He’s your wife’s husband, he’s the father of your daughter, he is the owner of your house.

So yea, it would be easy to pass judgement and condemn a man for pissing on an entire family, so I’m not going to do that. There’s two sides to every story. When you gotta go you gotta go. They shouldn’t have been standing so close to the man’s genitals. Be smarter next time, and think proactively. Free Danny Daddio.

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