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Shoutout to Northeastern for blasting porn in the dining hall

Northeastern students eating at the Stetson West Dining Hall were surprised by the sexually explicit content broadcasted on the dining hall’s TV screens Oct. 19 and 22, a sharp departure from the usual mundane programming.

The content included depictions of people having sex and masturbating, according to student reports. Students identified one of the movies played as “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which is known for its scenes involving bondage and sadomasochism.

The sexual content was not intentionally broadcasted by Northeastern Dining Services, according to Northeastern Dining Marketing Director Debra Fantasia.

“Truthfully, that’s not our standard,” Fantasia said. “They’re just supposed to have news stations or something of that content.”

The first reported instance occurred Oct. 19, when some of the TVs in Stetson West began playing “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

“I just sat down to eat at the couches, and basically I just turned around, because all of the kids sitting in front of the TV on the other side were laughing and pointing at it,” said first-year math major Rebecca Sisson. “I turned around and looked up and it was in the middle of a sex scene. I was like, ‘What is happening?’”

Three days later, even more graphic sexual content was broadcasted to the students eating dinner in Stetson West.

“It was only two scenes, and then we left, but I think it was a movie,” said second-year civil engineering major Anthony Antonucci. “I don’t know which one.”

Days like this make me wish I still had a meal plan.

I do have some beef with this reporting. First off, the headline is a bit misleading. It’s initially stated that this issue happened twice, but it really only occurred once, because Fifty Shades of Grey is not porn. If you think that’s porn, then boy do I have some videos to show you. Send me your email, because I have some links that you should check out. Fifty Shades isn’t porn. If anything, it’s art.

Secondly, I need some details in regards to the second incident, when actual porn was playing. You can’t tell me there was porn playing in the dining hall, and not state what type. Do some investigative journalism for me. I at least need to know the category. Were there big name actors in it? Was it an amateur production? Give me something.

Also, how about this kid Anthony who they interviewed? What a coward. You left after two scenes? What a spoiled fuck. Imagine being lucky enough to be eating dinner in the dining hall, and all of a sudden a full length porno comes on, only to get up and leave? That’s shit I dream about. If a feature length porno comes on, no matter where you are, I feel like you have to stay. That’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. I don’t care if you have class in five minute. You sit back down and respect art.

And if I’m Northeastern, I’m think I’m just gonna run with it. At this point you might as well exclusively play porn in the dining halls. I mean, if you’re already paying your dining hall workers pennies, the least you could do is give them some free entertainment.

Lastly, fuck this dining hall director talking about “this isn’t our standard”. You’re right. Your standard is serving

PS: Sort of related but not really, I went to the dining hall the other day for the first time all year, and what’s up with them getting rid of the trays? Someone told me it was to discourage people from taking too excessive amounts of food, so I made it a point to still grab like 8 slices of pizzas, 3 hot dogs, and 2 cheeseburgers. Checkmate, Aoun. Northeastern is out here playing checkers while I’m playing chess.

 

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