“Hey Tom, what’s your favorite kiss with your son?” “The next one
So Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips, and I’ll admit, I’m a bit torn. On one hand, I showed this video to my dad during our morning bubble bath, and he thought that TB12 took it too far. He went on to explain that it was just too gay for him, and my other dad agreed.
On the other hand, Ben Brady did wipe the kiss off after, which as everyone knows, is sign language for “no homo”. He gets off on a technicality with that one. Sort of like the tuck rule but not at all. I think this also just comes down to Tom being super competitive. He has that mentality of if anyone is going to kiss my son on the lips its going to be me.
I’ve personally never kissed my dad on the lips, but my dad also never won 5 Superbowls, so maybe we’re the ones in the wrong. Also people might judge Ben Brady for kissing his father, but wait til he plays that first spin the bottle game in middle school, and absolutely rocks some girl’s world. “Where’d you learn to kiss like that?” “My dad.” Also every girl he hooks up with for now on will be eskimo brothers with Tom Brady, so that’s actually a genius wingman move on Tom’s part.
I actually think this is just what beautiful people do to each other. If a father and son who are average looking kiss on the lips, its weird. But when two men of this stature kiss, I think it qualifies as art. There’s definitely some artistic value to what’s going on here.
Lastly, how much pressure does Ben Brady have to grow up really hot? Imagine if you’re parents were Tom Brady and Gisele, and you ended being a 7? That’s suicide territory.