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Is this man pooping barefoot the most savage move in the history of bowel movements?

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What. The. Fuck.

I was going to try to hold character and talk about how shitting with your shoes off is the new thing, but I just can’t. This is a society. We have rules. I’m honestly starting to reconsider the whole “guns in school” debate, because if I have to share a college campus with this monster, I think I need to start carrying a glock. This isn’t a sanitary problem, this is a straight up safety issue. If this man has no problem taking his shoes off in a public bathroom, Lord knows what else this lunatic is capable of.

My legitimate first thought was to pull the fire alarm. (is was actually to pull out my camera because content is everything). I’m not being over dramatic when I say Northeastern should cancel classes for the rest of the week. Shut down the library at least. Let’s get it fumigated.

I’m going to put this in the nicest way possible. If you poop with your shoes off in a public bathroom, I strongly encourage you to remove yourself from the planet. Interpret that as you’d like. I’m not trying to suggest anything in particular, but, I’m just saying maybe don’t wake up tomorrow on purpose. I won’t push you off the ledge, but I will give you directions to the nearest cliff.

If you’re able to put your socks back on after shitting in a public restroon, then you don’t have human feelings. Like taking off your socks and putting them on again after a shower is a psycho move on it’s own, and in that situation you have clean feet. This is that, times 10000. If my bare foot ever touches the floor of a public bathroom, I’m having it amputated immediately, and the other one too just to prove a point. I might have them cut at the knees too just to be safe.

I’d also like to point out that his shoes are far enough from the toilet that he must’ve had to untie his shoes, completely remove them and his socks, and THEN took at least three steps BAREFOOT, towards the toilet. People have been sent to Guantanamo for lesser offenses.

So yea my week is ruined and yours should be too. Facebook is selling our data,Trump is subtweeting Russia, and the Celtics are a walking urgent care clinic, but I think all those issues need to be put on the back burner until we lock up this savage forever.

 

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