Dating Life Advice

10 Wedding Hashtags to use before your eventual divorce

Despite what most might think, I’m actually quite the romantic. I’ll be the first to admit I’m a sucker for a good love story. Personally, I can’t wait to get married. It’s going to be the best eight years of my life. I love weddings so much I’ll probably have three of my own.

With that said, I have noticed a new social media trend where every wedding now has their own hashtag; usually a play on words with the groom’s last night. Honestly it’s pretty gay, but so is dressing up in matching tuxes with your guy friends just to kiss a girl on the lips in front of your parents.

Regardless, I couldn’t help but think of some wedding hashtags. Feel free to use them for your own wedding:

#SeeDadIToldYouI’mNotGay2018

#WeWereBothSignificantlyMoreAttractiveWhenWeFirstMet2018

#ThisDestinationWeddingWasNotWorthYouTakingAVacationDay2018

#DoesSheHaveLowStandardsOrDoesHeComeFromMoney2018

#IsThisFishOrChicken2018

#Don’tComplainAboutYourFeetHurtingIToldYouToBringSandalsBeforeWeLeft2018

#TheySortOfLookLikeSiblings2018

#ThanksForPlanningAnOutdoorWeddingInMidJulyI’mSweatingMyBallsOff2018

#MyGrandmotherWillBitchThatWeDidn’tGetMarriedInAChurch2018

#TheOneLesbianWeddingYouGoToThatYouLetEveryoneKnowAbout2018

#ThankGodHerParentsArePayingForThis2018

#ButSeriouslyDadLookHowNotGayIAmForGettingMarried2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 comment on “10 Wedding Hashtags to use before your eventual divorce

  1. Anonymous

    Lol

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