“OMG my blood is literally 90% iced coffee at this point”. “Don’t talk to me unless I’ve had my coffee”. “All this caffeine gives me crippling anxiety, but I continue to drink it and blame it on the toxic environment that I personally created”.
“Fuck yea. Saturday’s are for the boys. I’m 26 and spent $90 at Ned Devine’s last night.”
Dinner parties >>> Political parties, am I right, Sheryl?
“One bite everyone knows the rules!! See, I’m a chill girl because I follow Barstool on Instagram. I’m like so random. Everyone’s getting married while I’m still buying chicken fingers AT 2AM! Take me to Target and I’ll love you forever.”