Submit to TFATB

Want your writing displayed for millions (hundreds) of people to read? Think you’re better at the internet than I am? Want to get rich (make $10)? Then submit your work and get published on this very website.

If you want to get featured on TFATB, all now have to do is email me ( with your writing attached, and if I deem it worthy of publication, I’ll post it to the site. Best of all, you’ll be paid $10 (which is actually a lot. To put things in perspective the fucking New Yorker only pays $100, and most websites don’t pay anything.)

Also if you’re an actual writer and have internet *clout* aka proof that you can drive significant traffic to the site, I’ll pay you more, but odds are if you’re reading this that’s not you so don’t worry about it.